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忐忑
30 Mar《忐忑》由成名歌唱家龚琳娜演唱，作曲为龚琳娜丈夫老锣（Robert Zollitsch），此曲以笙、笛、提琴、扬琴等乐器伴奏，运用戏曲锣鼓经作为唱词，融合老旦、老生、黑头、花旦等多种音色，在极其快速的节奏中变化无穷，夸张变形，独具新意。因其节奏变化多端，表演夸张，歌词神秘等因素，被网络赋予娱乐色彩，广大网友称之为“神曲”。
The Original:
The Imitation:
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8 Jan
Poor thing man, junk placed in the bathtub, kid misplaced… Sayang boy boy, that’s not a swimming pool.
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29 Apr老师给小明一篇作业“什么是民主政治？“。他跑去问老爸。老爸想了想就说：“这也不难，像我每天努力工作赚钱养你们，我就是财团，我赚的钱全被你妈拿走了，所以你妈就是政府。我们合力来养你，所以你就是我们的人民。
你哥哥整天游手好闲到处闯祸，是个坏人。但是你嫂嫂乖巧可爱，是好人。咱家菲佣做事很辛苦，她就是劳工。至于你刚满周岁的弟弟年纪还小，他就是我们的未来！这样你懂了吧？
小明似懂非懂，就开始写报告去了。 到了深夜，仍想不出来。忽然听到弟弟房里传来哭声，跑过去看。原来弟弟拉大便。他就赶快去找妈妈。但是妈妈却沉睡不醒。他又走去找菲佣，却见爸爸正压在菲佣身上一起一伏忙得很。只好去找哥哥，原来哥哥正趴在嫂嫂身上，也在做爸爸一样的事。
小明没办法，只好回房写报告。。。内容如下：
“当财团在欺压劳工，坏人在压迫好人时，人民束手无策，政府却又沉睡不醒。所以，我们的未来。。。充满了大便！！！”
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18 MarThink before you speak…
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’
I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word…
he knew better..
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, ‘I think I like playing with men’s balls’
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17 MarIn case you don’t understand what Rowan is saying, check out your dictionary for “fellatio”. =D
Have a good laugh! =D
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17 MarI personally laughed till I choked on my saliva while watching this. Prepare inhalers if you have asthma. =D
What a talented comedian… =D
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13 Mar（Not for people who can’t take vulgarities）=P
1. 赶羚羊１：
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3. 赶羚羊bonus：
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12 MarFunny advertisements:
1. Cheers to every little good thing in life:
2. Use condoms:
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8 MarIt’s 4+am, I still can’t sleep. I watched this, and the more I can’t sleep. This will make your day man! =D
Just for laughs 2 (Hokkien)
6 MarSince I’m in good mood, I shall blog some more.
Attached are some cool conversations in Hokkien, if you can’t take vulgarities, don’t watch. =p
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